| Weaponized Assault Penguins | |
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| Basic Details | |
| Founded | 7 March, 2023 |
| Color | White |
| Status | Active |
| Discord Server | Join Here |
| Government | |
| Emperor Penguins | Clown, Jimmyvbuck |
| Great Penguin of Internal Affairs | Mastermind |
| Great Penguin of Foreign Affairs | BigGtheSlayer |
| Great Penguin of Economic Affairs | Jimmyvbuck |
| Great Penguin of Military Affairs | Clown |
| Statistics | |
| As of | November 26th, 2024 |
| Total Nations | 61 |
| Score | 387,515.56 |
| Average Score | 6,352.71 |
| Alliance Rank | #13 |
| Relationships | |
| Active Blocs | |
| MDoAP | WELP |
| Active Treaties | |
| Extension | Magnum Opus |
| Extension | MCXA |
| Extension | Penguin Party |
| MDoAP | Oblivion |
| MDoAP | Eclipse |
| MDoAP | The Sword Coast |
| ODoAP | Knights Templar |
| ODoAP | Singularity |
| Protectorate | The Aegis Order |
| Protectorate | Sail Loves Singularity |
| PIAT | The Hand of Fate |
Weaponized Assault Penguins (WAP) is a White color bloc alliance founded by former members and government from Black Knights on 7 March, 2023, following discontent over stagnation in the alliance. As of 26 November, 2024, WAP is led by Clown and Jimmyvbuck and is rank #13, with a score of 387,515.56
History[]
Weaponized Assault Penguins was established by Clown, Supercheese, and thirteen other members on March 7, 2023. All fifteen were former members of Black Knights, and formed a splinter alliance due to complaints over stagnation, incompetency, and perceived lack of chutzpah in Black Knights. Weaponized Assault Penguins was protected by Eclipse and began a program of rapid increase of cities through growth circles. Just one month after its founding, Weaponized Assault Penguins reached rank #50 on 7 April, 2023. On 2 May, the alliance surpassed 100,000 score for the first time. In early June, the alliance reached rank #30, and soon after, on 18 June, it was upgraded from a protectorate to an M-level periphery member of WELP. Only around three hundred days after its founding, Weaponized Assault Penguins reached rank #20.
Weaponized Assault Penguins has participated in That'll Buff Right Out, in which they finished with a net positive of $52,787,607,675, second only to Eclipse's performance in the war, in addition to looting the most, $16,179,818,253, of any alliance involved in the war. The alliance has also taken part in Casino Royale, where they finished with net positive of $106,284,890,187, which was third best in the war, and achieved its peak score thus far, at 326,396.6. Weaponized Assault Penguins has also fought in multiple large conflicts with Arrgh.
Government[]
Weaponized Assault Penguins is led by two Emperor Penguins, who appoint four Great Penguins of each department: Internal Affairs, Foreign Affairs, Economic Affairs, and Military Affairs. Internal Affairs, led by Mastermind, is responsible for the admittance and training of Pingus (trainees), as well as management of Weaponized Assault Penguins (members). Foreign Affairs, led by BigGtheSlayer, is responsible for propaganda and dealing with other alliances. Economic Affairs, led by Jimmyvbuck, is responsible for maintaining each member's personal deposits as well as the alliance offshore. Military Affairs, led by Clown, is responsible for organizing counters, wars, and militarization. The Great Penguins each, in turn, appoint a small staff of penguins to assist the Great Penguin in their duties. Finally, the Emperor Penguins also appoint a group of Royal Penguins to act as advisors to the rest of the government.
Weaponized Assault Penguins often utilizes growth circles, in which one member with a high city count boosts other, smaller members to a set city count. As a result, the rapid growth of Weaponized Assault Penguins was made possible despite a zero tax, zero grant system. The government of Weaponized Assault Penguins released this statement at the founding of the alliance, detailing their plans for the future as well as their stances on important issues around Orbis.
Weaponized Assault Penguins (WAP) is a group of ambitious and aggressive penguins from Orbis dedicated to spreading the word of NOOT NOOT and eradicating idiocy. Our operation puts a very high value on competence to ensure the safety of our home. If you do not have the willpower and commitment to be better, you do not deserve the NOOT NOOT. Do not apply if you do not have it in you to avoid wasting your time as you'll just get the BOOT BOOT.
Timeline[]
- 7 March 2023 - WAP is founded
- 7 March 2023 - Eclipse protects WAP
- 18 June 2023 - WAP signs an MDoAP with Eclipse
- 1 September 2023 - WAP signs an ODoAP with Singularity
- 29 September 2023 - WAP declares its existence
- 29 September 2023 - WAP declares war on ODOO, joining That'll Buff Right Out
- 30 September 2023 - WAP initiates The Forgotten Realms' own blitz
- 31 January 2024 - WAP recognizes hostilities with Guardian, Rose, and Oblivion, joining Blue Balled
- 6 March 2024 - WAP signs an ODoAP with Knights Templar
- 17 May 2024 - WAP declares war on the House, joining Casino Royale
- 17 July 2024 - WAP signs an MDoAP with The Sword Coast
- 26 November 2024 - Jimmyvbuck succeeds Supercheese as Emperor Penguin
Wars[]
Gallery[]
Official WAP Flag
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