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The Big $hort
Part of the Great Wars
Date January 23, 2022 - February 15, 2022

(Duration: 24 Days)

Casus belli
  • Grumpy: Constant targeting & antagonizing by T$ + Allies against Grumpy
  • TKR: BW going without a loss and picking easy wars including targeting HW
Result Hollywood Victory!
  • Blackwater formally surrenders to Hollywood and admits defeat.
  • All alliances revert to pre-war color blocs.
  • GATO admits Oblivion is the superior laser cat alliance.
  • Carthago creates Africa Proconsularis
Preceded by
The Drizzle
First Copium War

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The Knights Radiant
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Black Knights
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Grumpy Old Bastards
Oblivion Second Flag.jpg

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The Immortals

Chocolate Castle
Name Withheld
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Empire of the Romans
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The Monastery  Surrendered
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The Syndicate

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House Stark
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Order of the White Rose
The Legion

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Divine Phoenix
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The Dead Rabbits
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Sunray Victoria
Tojo HQ
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Global Alliance & Treaty Organization
UL.png Unforgiven Legion
SFC.png Starfleet Command
Minesome Winter Flag.png Winter


The Knights Radiant Flag.png Wizel16
The Knights Radiant Flag.png Canbec
Black Knights Flag.png Yosodog
Guardian Flag.jpg Memph
Guardian Flag.jpg synthesis
Guardian Flag.jpg JtTeE
Guardian Flag.jpg Vanek26
Grumpy Old Bastards Flag.jpg SRD
Oblivion Second Flag.jpg Ockey5
Oblivion Second Flag.jpg hidude45454
The Immortals Flag.png Tyrion Lannister
The Immortals Flag.png Scratchy
The Immortals Flag.png Grave
Namewithheldflag.png Bradley
EoTR Flag.jpg Justinian the Great
MONK flag.png zigbigadorlou  Surrendered

The Syndicate Flag.png Agent W
The Syndicate Flag.png Gray
The Syndicate Flag.png Justin076
The Syndicate Flag.png Lucas
The Legion Flag.png totem
House Stark Second Flag.jpg Darth Ataxia
CTO Commie Flag.png Daveth
CTO Commie Flag.png Krampus
Order of the White Rose Flag 20211105.png Sval
DPE Flag.png JadenStar10
DPE Flag.png EiznekcamKcaj
Dead Rabbits flag.jpg Jax Teller
SV flag.png MinesomeMC
SV flag.png Jack Rackham
SV flag.png Anime Guy
TojoWarFlag.png Goro Majima
GATO Flag.png Greywall
UL.png Drekkza
UL.png Rex Tyranus
UL.png Austin TX
SFC.png Alexio
SFC.png DemonSpawn
Minesome Winter Flag.png MinesomeMC
Minesome Winter Flag.png Evernt

Casualties and losses

The Big $hort is a Global War that started when Hollywood blitzed BlackWater on January 23 2022. As of February 5th the war has surpassed $500 billion in damages taken by both sides.

Syndicate De-mil

2 days into the war, on the 25th, The Syndicate started selling their military. Notably, they were they only member of Blackwater to do so. In response to this Horsecock, leader of The Hand of Fate, posted an appeal to t$ on the forums.


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