| Robot House Accords Redux |
The Robot House Accords Redux is a Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact signed between Fark and the Alpha on February 29, 2016 as an upgrade from the Robot House Accords.
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Introduction: Thank you sir, may I have another?[]
Fark & Alpha make the following pledge
Article I: Toga, Toga![]
Fark & Alpha agree that everyone from nerds to jocks to other frat boys get to come to the party. Also, sorority sisters. Especially sorority sisters
Article II: We gave our love a chicken...[]
Fark & Alpha agree that if something happens at said Toga party, like the police showing up we'll handle it before some hippie's guitar gets smashed.
Article III: Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life...[]
Fark & Alpha agree that if we hear that the Dean plans to put either of us on Double Secret Probation, we'll tell each other.
Article IV: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl harbor?! (non-chaining)[]
Fark & Alpha agree that if the Germans or anyone else bomb either of us the other party is obligated to enter the conflict in defense of the attacked party, including each party's protectorates.
Article V: Food Fight![]
Fark & Alpha agree that if one of us starts a food fight, the other can fling some mashed potatoes, if they do so wish.
Article VI: They took the bar....the whole Farking bar![]
If Fark or Alpha decide to shut down the fraternity, 72 hours notice will be given.
Signed for Fark,[]
- rollo - Head of FA
- Birdeye - Head of War
- Phaik - Head of IA
Signed for Alpha,[]
- Placentica – Driver
- James – Hybrid
- Hope Solo – Iron
- Greatnate – Hope Solo