Robot House Accords

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Treaty Type: ODOAP
Treaty Signed: December 20, 2015
Treaty Upgraded: February 29, 2016
Treaty Status: Upgraded

The Robot House Accords was an Optional Defense and Aggression Pact signed between Fark and the Alpha on December 20, 2015. Two months later on February 29, 2016 it was upgraded to the Robot House Accords Redux.


Introduction: Thank you sir, may I have another?Edit

Fark & Alpha make the following pledge

Article I: Toga, Toga!Edit

Fark & Alpha agree that everyone from nerds to jocks to other frat boys get to come to the party. Also, sorority sisters. Especially sorority sisters

Article II: We gave our love a chicken...Edit

Fark & Alpha agree that if something happens at said Toga party, like the police showing up we'll handle it before some hippie's guitar gets smashed.

Article III: Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life...Edit

Fark & Alpha agree that if we hear that the Dean plans to put either of us on Double Secret Probation, we'll tell each other.

Article IV: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl harbor?!Edit

Fark & Alpha agree that if the Germans or anyone else bomb us we have the right to ask the other for help.

Article V: Food Fight!Edit

Fark & Alpha agree that if one of us starts a food fight, the other can fling some mashed potatoes, if they do so wish.

Article VI: They took the bar....the whole Farking bar!Edit

If Fark or Alpha decide to shut down the fraternity, 72 hours notice will be given.

Signed for Fark,Edit

  • rollo - Head of FA
  • Bozzie - Head of War
  • Phaik - Head of IA

Signed for Alpha,Edit

  • Placentica - Driver
  • James II - Hybrid
  • Hope Solo - Iron
  • Greatnate - Iron
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