Guardians of the GOONS

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Guardians of the Galaxy
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Treaty Type: MDoAP
Treaty Signed: 19 December 2019
Treaty Status: Active

Guardians of the GOONS is a Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression Pact signed between GOONS and Guardians of the Galaxy.


Guardians of the Galaxy (hereafter referred to as GoG) and the Goon Order of Negative Stats (hereafter referred to as GOONS) acknowledge that the Guardian’s of the Galaxy movies are the best ones in the MCU.

Article I - I am GROOTEdit

Did you see the end of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 1? GOONS and GoG both agree that should the other request it, they will turn into a tree shield and help defend the other party. They also agree that this was the saddest part of the movie.

Article II - I am GROOTEdit

Both GOONS and GoG agree that racoons are the superior weapon masters, and as such each have the option to ask the other for help in the form of a raccoon army.

Article III - I am GROOTEdit

GOONS and GoG agree that it is important to share all knowledge related to the universe with each other, and if the opportunity presents itself, will help the other become a celestial being.

Article IV - I am GROOTEdit

Should either alliance decide that the director is no longer capable of carrying the franchise, a la J. J. Abrams, they agree that they will give the other signatory 72 hours notice.

Article V - I am GROOTEdit




Always Fear Jazz, El Presidente La Langosta, Bizarro Jazz, Blockade Runner, LLD, PMP, KBG, Esq, Shark Man the Third, Anime Shark Girl the First, Eater of Monitors, Healer of Spines, Fearful of Jazz, Conqueror of the Arrgh Lands in General and the Big Blue House in Particular, Also Hello

For Guardians of the GalaxyEdit

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