|Grumpy Old Bastards|
|Founded||23 September 2016|
|Cantankerous||Sweeeeet Ronny D|
|Crotchety||Samwise, Presidential & Sephiroth|
|As of||3 April 2019|
|MDP||The Golden Horde|
Grumpy Old Bastards is a paperless Green team alliance founded on September 23, 2016. It was originally protected by The Knights Radiant when it formed but became paperless after growing large enough to look after itself.
Grumpy Old Bastards was founded by Sweeeeet Ronny D, and he continues to lead the alliance today. Since its inception, Grumpy Old Bastards has been a paperless alliance with no taxes. Grumpy Old Bastards has fought in four wars: Papers, Please, the Sparta-Grumpy War, Strategic Arms Limitation Talks, and Knightfall. They were victorious in all of their wars until they had to admit defeat alongside their allies at the end of Knightfall.
Grumpy Old Bastards has no charter and is led by Sweeeeet Ronny D with assistance from Samwise, Presidential, and Sephiroth.
Members of Grumpy Old Bastards are expected to maintain a reasonable standing military. Members are self-sufficient, and coordinate with others during wars.