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Basic Details
Founded August 20th, 2019
Headquarters Australia
Color Black
Status Active
Discord Server Join Here
Government
El Presidente la Langosta Do Not Fear Jazz
Optimus Prime Minister ComradeMilton
Hambassidor JT Jag
Penile Envoy Comrade Marx
Lard Commandante KhrisWolfe
Dumbo Wrangler Archibald
Bus Fare Guru Agni365
Corvid Comptroller Oh Tiniest Bird
High War Adjudicator Dancemasterlee
Hurr Comm Sardonic
Baseball Crank Dana X
Statistics
Total Nations 137
Score 133,139.51
Average Score 971.82
Alliance Rank 7
Relationships
Active Blocs
MDAP Opus Dei
MDoAP Let's Be Drinking Buddies!
Active Treaties
MDoAP New Pacific Order
MDoAP Black Knights
MDoAP United Socialist Nations
MDoAP Polaris
Protectorate The Warriors
Protectorate aNiMaLz


GOONS is a black team alliance founded on August 20th, 2019. Do Not Fear Jazz is the first and current El Presidente la Langosta. Largely GOONS membership comes from the SomethingAwful.com forums.

CharterEdit

PreambleEdit

GONOS (hereafter referred to as GOONS) is an invasion alliance from a dead comedy forum with one goal, to relive our glory days through cheap shots at the general PnW playerbase.

Blasphemy I: AdmissionEdit

Admission into GOONS is achieved in two steps. Either, by laying down an offering of :10bux: to That Pig or, the nation must submit at least one hilarious comic as to why we should allow them to join, MSPaint preferred. Upon completion of one of these steps, the nation shall receive protection.

Applying nations must not be a part of any existing alliance.

Blasphemy II: Government & The ClosetEdit

GOONS Closet: The Closet of GOONS is the governing body of the alliance. Any member of the Closet may ban any member from the alliance and may also reject membership to anyone. However, they must wrangle together at least two other members of the Closet to agree to these actions before they may be implemented.

El Presidente la Langosta (Lobster president): In charge of the entire alliance. All decisions that will affect the welfare of GOONS will be made by them.

Optimus Prime Minister: Second in command, with similar standing and power as the Presidente. All legislative measures (as well as election cycles) are handled by the OPM.

  • Hambassidor: Will handle requests from other alliances, These requests included, but are not limited to: Embassy Requests, Diplomatic Missions, etc. Also is required to perform various sexual favours over the course of their tenure.
  • Penile Envoy: A useless advisor, required to coup Jazz if he allies Fark.

Lard Commandante: Coordinates and implements economic goals, controls automation, & repairs broken discord bots.

  • Dumbo Wrangler: Responsible for maintaining and creating guides and other materials to assist member nations in the planning and execution of nation building. Is also the alliance's discord nanny and janitor.
  • Bus Fare Guru: Works with the Lard Commandante to research ways to utilitze game mechanics to better the GOONland Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Corvid Comptroller: In charge of research of appropriate & raidable alliances in which GOONS can pillage & plunder, also makes nests out of sticks upon request.

  • High War Adjudicator: In charge of processing mercyboard applicants, also gets pubbies to eat dog food for the enjoyment of the membership

Hurr Comm: A made up position which sole purpose is to ruin the fun of the other government member’s actions by constantly telling them “please stop acting like that”. Also, Chunky Monkey.


Let it be known that members of the Closet are essentially on the same level as one another when it comes to decision making. However, the Presidente/Lobster and Optimus Prime Minister will generally get their way most of the time.

Blasphemy III: WarEdit

It is at the discretion of the Closet to determine to what extent the alliance will spread grief upon the masses. However, it is a fair assumption that it will be a great deal. Members of the alliance are expected to have educated themselves in not only the proper ways of war profiteering but also curbstomping.


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