| Dirty Deeds | |
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| Date | 19 December 2021 - 22 December 2021 |
| Casus belli | Arrgh contract |
| Result | White Peace |
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| Casualties and losses | |
| $3.7b | $5.5b |
Dirty Deeds was a mass raid launched by Arrgh against The Knights Radiant and their protectorate Empire of the Romans. The war is also known by Danger Salt Danger
The war resulted from an auction held by Arrgh on 15 December 2021 as part of its birthday celebrations, whereby members of the PnW community could bid on Arrgh's services. Arrgh stated that the winner of the auction would get to decide which alliance Arrgh would mass raid next, promising to inflict at least twice as much damage as the amount of the highest bid.
The winner of the auction, under the cover of anonymity, elected The Knights Radiant and their protectorate Empire of the Romans as the targets of the mass raid. Arrgh attacked the two alliances on 19 December 2021, the day of Arrgh's 7th birthday.
Both sides sustained only minimal damage, and the mass raid concluded 3 days later, presumably once Arrgh had reached its promised target damages.