|Church of Spaceology|
|Founded||March 17, 2017|
|Man They Call Space|| |
|Space Seeker 08:|| |
|As of||February 28th, 2019|
First Sermon Edit
You are now on the LEADING EDGE
1.1 EVERY FAMILY HAS ONE
"Don't listen to your Uncle. He's off in his own little world. He doesn't want to be in ours." Beyond your family, is the outsider, who sees beyond the trivialities. In a lack of understanding, the one who possesses truth is seen as anything but. The complexity and truth is stripped away in layers, leaving you in the comfortable embrace of your worldly "families". Kinship found in a reduction... a shearing away of truth to the common, dull ache of triviality. Your simple narratives. Your closing off. Your tiny world, in the endless expanse of Space.
1.2 TIME IS A BAGEL
Is it? Perhaps I'm just hungry. The consumption of time itself can only end with its mastery. The loop of dough closed, around space, and so we take our communion.
1.3 UNDERSTANDING IS A BAGEL
Endless repetition. A mirror of the true knowledge. In each loop, we are shown the infinite. No matter how many layers are put upon to distract, only Cosmic truth exists as a platform for media, and as such every lie must reflect it.
1.4 MEDIA IS A BAGEL
Each facet devours its own end. The farthest point from the truth is itself most doomed to curve back and again reflect it. "You can't handle the truth." Space makes you an offer you can't refuse.
1.5 A BAGEL IS A BAGEL
And with each dry bite, we grow thirstier. We are one sip away from being one sip closer.
1.6 SPACE UNCLE CALLS
Who wants a bagel?
- Declaration of Existence
- Festival of Entropy
- Declaration of Nothining
- CoS Government Changes
- Declaration of War on Seven Kingdoms
- Warning towards United Purple Nations
- Declaration of War on Guardian (Global War 12)
- Happy Spacemas Wishes
- Church of Spaceology protects Valinor
These are the awards which Church of Spaceology has won in the Politics and War Awards:
- Best Declaration of War (2018): CoS DoW on Guardian