CAPSLOCKIA IS THE LOUDEST AND MOST GLORIOUS NATION IN ORBIS. CAPSLOCKIA'S GOAL IS TO SPREAD ALL-CAPS CULTURE, THROUGH DIPLOMACY AND WAR. ANY FOREIGN NATION COMMUNICATING WITH CAPSLOCKIA MUST COMMUNICATE IN ALL CAPS, OTHERWISE WE WILL TAKE THE ACT OF COMMUNICATION AS A DECLARATION OF WAR.
ALL PERSONS IN CAPSLOCKIC LAND ARE REQUIRED TO COMMUNICATE IN ALL CAPS (VIA CAPSLOCK, NOT SHIFT KEY). ANY INFRINGEMENT OF THIS LAW WILL RESULT IN CAPSITAL PUNISHMENT VIA BEING CRUSHED UNDERNEATH A GIANT CAPSLOCK BUTTON.
HISTORY[]
CAPSLOCKIA WAS FOUNDED ON 9/18/2020 WHEN CAPSLOCKIUS MAXIMUS STOOD UPON THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON SQUARE IN EASTERN EUROPE AND LOUDLY DECLARED A PROCLAMATION OF INDEPENDENCE. THE CITY OF CAPSLOCKTON D.C. WAS FOUNDED.
SOON, PASSIONATE LOUD MEN ROAMED THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE IN THE REGION, SPREADING THE LOUD NEWS OF THE NEW REPUBLIC OF CAPSLOCKIA. NEW FOLLOWERS WERE MADE, AND NON-FOLLOWERS WERE KINDLY TRANSPORTED TO RE-EDUCATION AND COMPASSION CENTERS WHERE THEY CAN LEARN TO BE DECENT LOUD HUMANS.
ALLEGATIONS OF TORTURE AND EXECUTIONS OF LOWER-CASE PEOPLE IN THE RE-EDUCATION AND COMPASSION CENTERS ARE PART OF A DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN BY PATHETIC LOWERCASE RIVAL NATIONS.
OCEANIA AND GREAT WAR 16[]
SOON AFTER DECLARING INDEPENDENCE, CAPSLOCKIUS BECAME AWARE OF THE NATIONS IN THE WORLD THAT ARE LIKELY TO LOOT AND PILLAGE CAPSLOCK-KEYS (CAPSLOCKIA CURRENCY) FROM THE NATION. CAPSLOCKIA WAS INVITED TO JOIN THE ALLIANCE OF OCEANIA. THE LOUD REPUBLIC COMPLIED WITH THE ALLIANCE'S RULES AND PASSED THE TEST, AND BECAME A FULL MEMBER. CAPSLOCKIA BECAME INVOLVED IN SEVERAL WARS COUNTERING RAIDS, AND WAS BRIEFLY INVOLVED IN GREAT WAR 16 IN WARS AGAINST THE KNIGHTS OF THE STRATOSPHERE. WITH THE AID OF THE OCEANIAN ALLIES, CAPSLOCKIA WON THE ALLIANCE WARS WITH MINIMAL DAMAGE TO CAPSLOCKIC INFRASTRUCTURE.
AFTER THE WAR, CAPSLOCKIA LOOKED TO GROW. THE STIFF TAXES IN OCEANIA MADE THIS DIFFICULT THOUGH, AND THE PROGRAMS TO GROW REQUIRED GRANTS. THE NATION TRIED THIS PATHWAY FOR GROWTH, DESPITE THE DENIGRATION OF BEING ON CENTRALIZED WELFARE. SOON THE NATION WAS IN REVOLT, THE CITIZENS ELECTED A PARLIAMENT OF REPRESENTATIVES PUSHING TO LEAVE OCEANIA. CAPSLOCKIUS LOUDLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS AND DELIBERATED, AND SOON-AFTER LEFT THE ALLIANCE OF OCEANIA.
CRUSADERS OF THE HOLY BOOGALOO[]
ON 11/17/2020 CAPSLOCKIA JOINED THE CRUSADERS OF THE HOLY BOOGALOO, AN ALLIANCE THAT IS A BETTER FIT FOR THE PROUD CITIZENS OF CAPSLOCKIA. CAPSLOCKIA HAS ENJOYED TREMENDOUS PROSPERITY AND GROWTH IN THE COTHB ALLIANCE, AND A GREAT DEAL OF HETEROSEXUAL HOT-MALE-ON-MALE SOUL BONDING WITH OTHER MEMBERS OF THE ALLIANCE.
PIRACY AND SPREADING CAPSLOCKIC CULTURE[]
CAPSLOCKIA'S CONSTITUTION NOT ONLY STRICTLY DICTATES THAT ALL CITIZENS ARE TO SPEAK ONLY IN CAPSLOCK, BUT IT ALSO DICTATES THAT CAPSLOCKIA IS TO SPREAD CAPSLOCKIC CULTURE VIA DIPLOMACY AND WAR.
CAPSLOCKIA FREQUENTLY RAIDS INACTIVE UN-ALLIANCED NATIONS IN THE WORLD. SOME MIGHT SAY THAT CAPSLOCKIA IS ATTACKING THESE NATIONS TO PLUNDER LOOT, BUT THEY ARE WRONG AND PROBABLY SECRETLY COMMUNICATING IN LOWER-CASE AND WILL BE SENT TO RE-EDUCATION AND COMPASSION CAMPS. THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE OPINION ON THE MATTER IS THAT CAPSLOCKIA IS SPREADING PEACE, LOVE, AND CAPSLOCKIC CULTURE THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
ANTI-PIRACY[]
WHILE CAPSLOCKIA ENGAGES IN RAIDS THAT ARE FOR THE PURPOSE AND LOVE AND SPREADING BEAUTIFUL CAPSLOCKIC CULTURE AND POLICIES, THERE ARE NATIONS OUT THERE THAT ENGAGE IN RAIDS SOLELY FOR THE SHALLOW PURPOSES OF LOOTING MONEY AND RESOURCES. THESE NATIONS REFER TO THEMSELVES AS PIRATES, AND ARE THE SECOND WORST PEOPLE IN THE PLANET (AFTER LOWER-CASE USERS, OF COURSE). CAPSLOCKIA FREQUENTLY FIGHTS PIRATES THAT ATTACK ALLIED NATIONS.