Aanri Is So o o o ooo Cool War

Aanri Is So o o o ooo Cool War
Part of the Great Wars
Date	Oct 20th 2025 - Dec 22nd 2025
Casus belli	The Syndicate: "insulating, protectionist, and of late, anticompetitive actions" of Eclipse & TKR being detrimental to the entire game Singularity: Eclipse's responsibility for the present stale political climate as #1 The Sword Coast: Going on the offensive to mix it up Vought International: Eclipse using its "influence to put proxy leadership in all your allies" Empire of the Romans being used to "F*** with" Vought
Result	Eclipse, TKR and CO surrender 3-month NAP
Preceded by	Pigga Strikes Back
Combatants
The Syndicate The Enterprise Guardian The Legion Oblivion Rose Singularity The Fighting Pacifists Vought International Pokimans Event Horizon Grumpy Old Bastards Spectre Federated States of Orbis Darkstar House Stark SFR Yugoslavia The Sword Coast	Eclipse The Knights Radiant Weebunism The Immortals The Mortals Empire of the Romans Leviathan The Lost Mines Arkham Asylum Man I Love Frogs Prusso Russo Imperial Union Sacrum Romanum Imperium House of Tharros Royal Alba Charter Company
Commanders
Leonissenbaum Patrick Stewart Flaredragon Fiji God JtTeE Memph Vanek26 KiWilliam David Ben-Gurion DiamondB10 Potpie Odium Cookie Sketchy Tartarus Shwin Aligned Eriko NotSad Mongo Insert Name Here Krampus Jax Teller Xi Jinping Presidential Kan0601 ToxicPepper Turk182 Phoenix Flames. Lordy I agree Darth Ataxia Samani Macy Planes Sol Ronjoy Axley	Vein Pascal Michel Putmir Vladin Adrienne Benfro BigMorf HannaH Empiur Tyrion Lannister Tiberius Aurion Bloxman Redonis Nano Basebond Atlan Blaze Bool Seb Nick Jim Karan Barbaros Juuzou Palsada Apollon Kosta Shohan Roar The Pantsless Adonis Tharros Supreme Leader Sval
Strength
37k cities, 8.5M score 34M tanks, 2.8M planes 1,219 nations: 89 59 43 49 9 181 117 109 31 14 151 39 81 45 59 37 39 67	24k cities, 5.5M score 21M tanks, 1.8M planes 873 nations: 248 160 70 101 45 47 83 33 18 32 13 11 5 7
Casualties and losses
$1.2 trillion (CTOwned) $1.1 trillion (Locutus)	$2.3 trillion (CTOwned) $2.0 trillion (Locutus)
Damages according to CTOwned and Locutus.

Aanri Is So o o o ooo Cool War is the 35th Great War that began on October 20th, 2025 when The Syndicate and its sphere LOG$ alongside Rose, The Fighting Pacifists and Grumpy Old Bastards blitzed Eclipse and its sphere consisting of The Knights Radiant, Weebunism, The Immortals and allies.

Event Horizon, Singularity, Spectre and other alliances would later join on the side of The Syndicate while at the same time expanding the war for smaller alliances on Eclipse's side.

The war caused over $3 trillion in damages, which is higher than any global war to date.

Announcements

Syndisphere

• The Syndicate's DoW
• Singularity's DoW
  • Singularity's Clarification
• Rose's DoW
• The Sword Coasts DoW
• Vought International's DoW
• The Fighting Pacifists DoW

Eclipse-sphere

• The Knights Radiant RoH
• Alba Charter RoH/DoW

Peace

• Releasing the Files